Though I'm completely guessing, this is what his story might have been.

One day I was sitting in the PC Gamer offices, playing a few games of EXtreme PaintBrawl, and Evel Kinevel when all of a sudden I decided to head over to the local mall. As luck would I have it, Supermodel Niki Taylor was there signing autographes. Even luckier, I was wearing my Aroma de Ba�o cologne (I never took spanish in high school). Me an Niki hit it off, and we've been best friends ever since.